The Mother Fuckers Deleted My Word
2007-02-14
Wikipedia Deleted My Word. I'm going to fuck up a shit load of wikipedia pages. Join me.asdfghjkl;'
2007-02-14
God damn-it why can\'t i pass this CNKwholesaler guy?! He\'s a fucking salesmen. How did he get so far up here?Woman Mistakenly Drives Car Off Fourth Floor Of Parking Garage
2007-02-14
"A woman crashed her car off the fourth floor of a parking structure at County-USC Medical Center in Los Angeles on Monday. She was injured when the vehicle landed upside down on top of an adjacent carport."Two Words...
Fucking
Retard
-Mr. Guy
Bangkok To Crack Down On Underage Kissing
2007-02-14
"Bangkok police say they plan to protect underage couples from the sting of Cupid's arrow, and will crack down on underage kissing."In a city named "Bangkok" the last thing you need to be worried about underage kissing.
-Mr. Guy
#3 Most Popular Blog
2007-02-14
Witqueen you can suck my balls.-Mr. Guy
GAY GUYS BLOG?!
2007-02-14
Apparently i'm not allowed to say fag. What about queer, homo, queerbate, fudgepacker?Do you realize that i'm the 3rd most popular blog on Shoutpost? I deserve to say fag.
p.s. Timmy there's still time to sign my gay abstinence pledge
Gay Abstinence Pledge:
I __________,
Hereby pledge to stop being gay. I __________, also understand that Mr. Guy's blog is the greatest blog out there.
-Mr. Guy
Do fags celebrate Valentines Day?
2007-02-14
I am not going to wish you a happy valentines day. I'm just here to rain on your parade.Valentine's day is the fucking gayest holiday ever. We don't need need just one day to treat women right. we should do that every day. And who is Valentine anyway? The Patron Saint of Overpriced Greating Cards?-Mr.Guy
My blog is #1
2007-02-13
Tell everyone you can about my blog. so i can really be #1.-Mr. Guy
Racejo Is Now A Word!
2007-02-13
Racejo is now a word. Look it up (on wikipedia™)! I made it up. Sweet. And Mr. Guy is also found on wikipedia™ now. This blog is spreading like a disease. Like AIDS. Spreading from one lubed up penis to one raw ass at a time!-Mr. Guy
Look At My Blog
2007-02-13
It's Kickass!Mr. Guy takes on homosexuality again...sorta
2007-02-13
I was watching TV and saw the commercial for the Sarah Silverman show and she said "Soon we can put a man with AIDS on the moon... and then we can put everyone with AIDS on the moon". And that really made me think "why don't we put everyone with AIDS on the moon? Then they'll all die and no one else will get AIDS. And then that means more air for us. Fucking AIDS infected fags breathing all our air.-Mr.Guy
Stick That In Your Juice Box And Suck It!
2007-02-13
Why Did they have to make so many versions of the damn movie cinderella. I mean i'm all for black power and all that shit but why did they make a black version? I mean come on.- Mr. Guy (11th most popular blog)
The Mr. Guy Blog
2007-02-13
Can One Of You Fucking Super-Nerds Go And Add The Mr. Guy Blog To Wikipedia? That Would Be Awesome!And Tell Your Friends About My Blog. This Is Your First Mission For "The Mr. Guy Blog Reader Club Thing".
Mission Number Two Is For YOU To Come Up With A Cooler Name For "The Mr. Guy Blog Reader Club Thing".
-Mr. Guy
Two Feet Of Snow.
2007-02-13
The Whole God Damn Town Is Shut Down. I Have A Three Foot Pile Of Snow Out My Back Door.- Mr. Guy
Number 21. I'm Catching Up
2007-02-13
I Will Soon Claim My Rightful Place As The Most Popular Blog!- Mr. Guy
I hate kids
2007-02-13
Kid's Are So Fucking Annoying. No Matter Who They Are, All Of Them Are Annoying. You May Say, "well Mr. Guy... you were a kid once" but i wasn't. That's What My Gut Tells Me. I Don't Use My Head. I Listen To My Gut. Just Like Our Amazing President George Bush. He Listens To His Gut. All You Dexter Know-it-alls Might Say That Your Gut Doesn't Talk But You Looked It Up In A Book. You Need To Search Your Gut.- Mr. Guy
Double?
2007-02-12
Someone PLEASE tell me why double is so great.theres
double stuffed oreos
double bubble
double stuffed bra's
double sided tape
AND what is with the fucking quadruple razor blades? Soon we are going to have a mega razor as big as your head.
- Mr. Guy
Stuffed Bra's
2007-02-12
Every guy likes a nice set of boobs every once in a while, but we dont base our lives off of titswe aren't complete perverts. see the thing is someone let out our secret that guys like a nice set of boobs and the girls found out. and now 75% of girls stuff their bra's.
See girls are crazy. They base their whole life off of pleasing men instead of pleasing themselves. Women go through so much pain just to please us men and its stuff we could care less about. Guys Do not care about the size of your boobs (that much). i'm more attracted to a nice face than a nice couple o' twins. What do you guys think?
- Mr. Guy
Mr. Guy
2007-02-09
Needs Some Damn Things To Bitch About!- Mr Guy
The Death Of Anna Nicole Smith
2007-02-09
Let's take a moment of silence to remember everything she did...oh wait... she didn't do a damn thing. Or did she?
Anna Nicole's Checklist:
Have sex with an old dude
Get Fat
Get Skinny
Get high
Go on TV Drunk/High
Thank Al Pacino
And Thank God... She's Dead.
- Mr. Guy
Never Mind...
2007-01-30
Some How I Lost My Spot To Someone Who Isn't Even Online...Look Out SS!
2007-01-30
I Just advanced back to number four. Sooner or later i'll be at number one. I say, how is the weather up there?You ARE a murderer!
2007-01-30
Since everyone is the same in gods eyes that means that you are:- A Child Molester
- A Murderer
- A Druggie
- A Homo
- etc.
So get away from me fag... I don't want AIDS
Mr. Guy Is Back!
2007-01-30
I'm Not Deleting My Blog.And a big FUCK YOU goes out to ALL the people who don't like my views. This is a blog. I'm supposed to post my opinions/views and have a right to. So if you don't have a cruel sense of humor you might want to leave right now and go fuck a goat.
Sincerely,
Mr. Guy
Should I keep blogging?
2007-01-28
Should i keep blogging? What do you think?Only answer if you've read alot of my blogs
4th most popular blog
2007-01-26
And I give up for today. I'll be back tomorrow with some better stories and crap.Thats Hot!
2007-01-26
"Former Hollywood wild child Drew Barrymore likes nothing more than ripping off her clothes and running naked through the fields -- although apparently only in Ireland, according to a recent interview."Damnit. Come on whats the difference between here and ireland? well get a people drunk and it will be just the same as there.
- Mr. Guy
81-yearold retard
2007-01-26
"Firefighters said Monday they rescued an 81-year-old pensioner who spent four days stuck in her tub after she got in for a warm bath and couldn't muster enough strength to get out."Thats what she gets for being so old.
She must have been one big wrinkle for sitting in the water for that long (haha)
China, home of fucking retards
2007-01-26
\"A Chinese man has persuaded his new wife to have plastic surgery to make her look like his first wife\"- some news site
which is funny because all chinese people look alike
- Mr. Guy
Gecko with an erection
2007-01-26
ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an gecko with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.The poor little man. I declare this week national gecko week.
And Geico... good luck with selling insurance...
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Mr. Guy Shower Time!
2007-01-26
I'm going to take a shower. Come join me...More Advice With Mr. Guy
2007-01-26
Mathew writes,"I keep getting random erections. What should i do?"
Stick your popsicle in someones icebox. Get someone to pet your pink puppy, to massage your snake. And then find someone to have sex with. (haha)
You've got questions... Mr. Guy's got answers! Send me your quetions.
- Mr. Guy
Advice With Mr. Guy!
2007-01-26
Dylan from Florida says,I think my mom likes country. What do I do?
I'm sorry my friend but all there is left to do is to kill her. She has a defect and needs to be put down. Just like that dog you had years ago. You might ask how did you know i had a dog? Well i listened to my gut. my gut tells me that. And your mom... There is something wrong with her head (besides her low I.Q.) She has a terrible disease. I'm sorry.
- Mr. Guy
Chinese people are crazy
2007-01-26
"She is only eight, but Zhang Huimin's father has high hopes for her.However, as he trains the schoolgirl for the 2016 Olympics, many fear for her health.
As part of Huimin's training, she must run 33 miles - more than a marathon - every day for 15 days.
On Thursday, with her father Jianmin shouting motivation from a bicycle, she began the first run.
They plan to circumnavigate their home island province of Hainan, off the southern coast of China.
"I believe to be successful you have to practise from an early age," said Mr Zhang. Huimin begins between 3am and 6am, stops for meals and continues into the evening.
But Li Kequan, director of the Ultimate Running Club of China, said: 'Her father should ask if his daughter's health is up to such a tough task."
Suck it up. my god its only like... uh how many miles? holy shit 33 miles
the dude rules with the iron fist of oppression
Number 10 Most Popular Blog
2007-01-26
Keep Up The Comments And The Page Views!She's Got Balls!
2007-01-26
"SAN FRANCISCO - Wildlife officials credited a woman with saving her husband's life by clubbing a mountain lion that attacked him while the couple were hiking in a California state park."If she had realized what he was going to look like after that she wouldn't have saved him. She just needs the sex.
Dick Cheney Is your master
2007-01-26
From some news site:\"Dick Cheney thinks he controls you.\"
He does in a sense. He practically controls the whole nation. He\'s the vice president. and how about you put up some better news like something about a chick queefing ping pong balls out of her vagina..
My blog is the 18th most popular
2007-01-26
I'm Serious! My hips dont lie!Lice Lice baby
2007-01-26
"Hailed by The New York Times as a "miniature flying saucer with handlebars, the hover scooter provides an unprecedented experience in personal transportation, levitating inches above the ground and speeding a single rider across level land on a cushion of air. Gentle lift from an engine-powered fan elevates the scooter off the ground, and a stream of air exiting a vent in the back provides light forward thrust."oh wow... you can hear my excitement... inches off the ground... wow...not feet...inches...
you can't make this stuff up
2007-01-26
Former President Jimmy Carter once complained there were “too many Jews” on the government’s Holocaust Memorial Council, Monroe Freedman, the council’s former executive director, told WND in an exclusive interview.Freedman, who served on the council during Carter’s term as president, also revealed a noted Holocaust scholar who was a Presbyterian Christian was rejected from the council’s board by Carter’s office because the scholar’s name “sounded too Jewish.”
(insert your own joke here)
more the reason to throw bibles at gay people
2007-01-26
"SMOKERS who suffer damage to a particular part of their brains appear to be able to quit their nicotine habit easily - a discovery that might open new avenues of addiction research."see this supports my theory of throwing bibles at gay people... maybe fagness is an addiction!
Barenaked Ladies TV interview on DRM
2007-01-26
Thinking it was actually barenaked ladies i watched. And soon was turned off by the hairy guys that showed up.Apparently the barenaked ladies is a band...
what is wrong with these people? soon they will be naming bands names like "the beatles" and thats when the world will end.
wait... oh shit
"The Only good iranian operative is a dead iranian operative"
2007-01-26
Look what i just read on this news site:"The Bush administration has authorized the U.S. military to kill or capture Iranian operatives inside Iraq"
The Bush administration continues by saying "the only good iranian operative...is a dead iranian operative"
Good work Mr. President!
I AM NOT A RACIST!
2007-01-25
I am not a racist but i just had to talk about this."A Texas College MLK Day party that mocked black stereotypes by featuring fried chicken, malt liquor and faux gang apparel. In another picture, a student is dressed as Aunt Jemima and carries a gun."
Of course they find something wrong with the white people. If the black people did something like this it would be just fine.
I'm suprised i didnt come up with that idea.
- Mr. Guy
The last thing our military needs... a fucking ray gun
2007-01-25
The military's 'active denial system' shoots a beam of 130 degree heat. It makes people think they're on fire... you know some retard had to test that...and if they weren't retarded then
they definately are now.
Having a rough day?
2007-01-25
Having a rough day?Just in case you've had a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts.
The funny thing is that it really works.
1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world,".
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.
8. See, you're smiling already.
Gay Marriage
2007-01-25
Since homo's getting married is such a hot topic issue i decided to put my opinion out there and shit all over yours.So to start off i think homosexuality is a big hoax. Notice that nearly all homo's are treehugging hippies. Hippies hate being binded by the structure of society. Do you understand where i'm going with this? Gay people are just people revolting against the shackles of society. They tell themselves they're gay and soon they start to believe they actually are.
Okay now to the topic of gay marriage. *hint* the answer is super aids...
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