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The Mother Fuckers Deleted My Word

2007-02-14

Wikipedia Deleted My Word. I'm going to fuck up a shit load of wikipedia pages. Join me.

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asdfghjkl;'

2007-02-14

God damn-it why can\'t i pass this CNKwholesaler guy?! He\'s a fucking salesmen. How did he get so far up here?

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Woman Mistakenly Drives Car Off Fourth Floor Of Parking Garage

2007-02-14

"A woman crashed her car off the fourth floor of a parking structure at County-USC Medical Center in Los Angeles on Monday. She was injured when the vehicle landed upside down on top of an adjacent carport."

Two Words...
Fucking
Retard

-Mr. Guy

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Bangkok To Crack Down On Underage Kissing

2007-02-14

"Bangkok police say they plan to protect underage couples from the sting of Cupid's arrow, and will crack down on underage kissing."

In a city named "Bangkok" the last thing you need to be worried about underage kissing.

-Mr. Guy

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#3 Most Popular Blog

2007-02-14

Witqueen you can suck my balls.

-Mr. Guy

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GAY GUYS BLOG?!

2007-02-14

Apparently i'm not allowed to say fag. What about queer, homo, queerbate, fudgepacker?
Do you realize that i'm the 3rd most popular blog on Shoutpost? I deserve to say fag.
p.s. Timmy there's still time to sign my gay abstinence pledge


Gay Abstinence Pledge:
I __________,
Hereby pledge to stop being gay. I __________, also understand that Mr. Guy's blog is the greatest blog out there.




-Mr. Guy

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Do fags celebrate Valentines Day?

2007-02-14

I am not going to wish you a happy valentines day. I'm just here to rain on your parade.Valentine's day is the fucking gayest holiday ever. We don't need need just one day to treat women right. we should do that every day. And who is Valentine anyway? The Patron Saint of Overpriced Greating Cards?

-Mr.Guy

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My blog is #1

2007-02-13

Tell everyone you can about my blog. so i can really be #1.

-Mr. Guy

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Racejo Is Now A Word!

2007-02-13

Racejo is now a word. Look it up (on wikipedia™)! I made it up. Sweet. And Mr. Guy is also found on wikipedia™ now. This blog is spreading like a disease. Like AIDS. Spreading from one lubed up penis to one raw ass at a time!

-Mr. Guy

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Look At My Blog

2007-02-13

It's Kickass!

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Mr. Guy takes on homosexuality again...sorta

2007-02-13

I was watching TV and saw the commercial for the Sarah Silverman show and she said "Soon we can put a man with AIDS on the moon... and then we can put everyone with AIDS on the moon". And that really made me think "why don't we put everyone with AIDS on the moon? Then they'll all die and no one else will get AIDS. And then that means more air for us. Fucking AIDS infected fags breathing all our air.

-Mr.Guy

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Stick That In Your Juice Box And Suck It!

2007-02-13

Why Did they have to make so many versions of the damn movie cinderella. I mean i'm all for black power and all that shit but why did they make a black version? I mean come on.

- Mr. Guy (11th most popular blog)

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The Mr. Guy Blog

2007-02-13

Can One Of You Fucking Super-Nerds Go And Add The Mr. Guy Blog To Wikipedia? That Would Be Awesome!
And Tell Your Friends About My Blog. This Is Your First Mission For "The Mr. Guy Blog Reader Club Thing".
Mission Number Two Is For YOU To Come Up With A Cooler Name For "The Mr. Guy Blog Reader Club Thing".

-Mr. Guy

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Two Feet Of Snow.

2007-02-13

The Whole God Damn Town Is Shut Down. I Have A Three Foot Pile Of Snow Out My Back Door.

- Mr. Guy

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Number 21. I'm Catching Up

2007-02-13

I Will Soon Claim My Rightful Place As The Most Popular Blog!

- Mr. Guy

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I hate kids

2007-02-13

Kid's Are So Fucking Annoying. No Matter Who They Are, All Of Them Are Annoying. You May Say, "well Mr. Guy... you were a kid once" but i wasn't. That's What My Gut Tells Me. I Don't Use My Head. I Listen To My Gut. Just Like Our Amazing President George Bush. He Listens To His Gut. All You Dexter Know-it-alls Might Say That Your Gut Doesn't Talk But You Looked It Up In A Book. You Need To Search Your Gut.

- Mr. Guy

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Double?

2007-02-12

Someone PLEASE tell me why double is so great.
theres
double stuffed oreos
double bubble
double stuffed bra's
double sided tape
AND what is with the fucking quadruple razor blades? Soon we are going to have a mega razor as big as your head.

- Mr. Guy

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Stuffed Bra's

2007-02-12

Every guy likes a nice set of boobs every once in a while, but we dont base our lives off of tits
we aren't complete perverts. see the thing is someone let out our secret that guys like a nice set of boobs and the girls found out. and now 75% of girls stuff their bra's.
See girls are crazy. They base their whole life off of pleasing men instead of pleasing themselves. Women go through so much pain just to please us men and its stuff we could care less about. Guys Do not care about the size of your boobs (that much). i'm more attracted to a nice face than a nice couple o' twins. What do you guys think?

- Mr. Guy



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Mr. Guy

2007-02-09

Needs Some Damn Things To Bitch About!

- Mr Guy

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The Death Of Anna Nicole Smith

2007-02-09

Let's take a moment of silence to remember everything she did...

oh wait... she didn't do a damn thing. Or did she?

Anna Nicole's Checklist:

Have sex with an old dude

Get Fat

Get Skinny

Get high

Go on TV Drunk/High

Thank Al Pacino
And Thank God... She's Dead.


- Mr. Guy

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